The Recovery Session podcast #9

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Missed the footy? So have we. Episode 9 of The Recovery Session podcast is here, the first of 2012. The Tragic, Sheriff and Holy Boot are joined by Collingwood skipper Nick Maxwell, who stepped in for regular contributer The Iron Sock, who was otherwise engaged. Sit back and relax for an hour of football fun and merriment.

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Shake Your Booty #5 Pies Song

Though I feel as though I am posting this entire series of old club songs entirely for my brothers amusement….the show must go on. Collingwood’s song is next alphabetically, and my brother is taking the lead vocals on this one. It’s rough and ready but you can sense the passion behind this project.

For those who are new to these recordings, I recently salvaged them from an old cassette tape I found. They were recorded with great haste on an old cassette 4-track machine in the late 90’s. Apologies for the poor quality.

Accompanying these themesongs are my brother’s MS-paint drawings from the late 90’s also, featuring each club’s ‘average supporter.’ Don’t be offended, he has ripped into his own club too.

Thanks to Peter Carr…. younger brother extraordinaire. You can find him on twitter as @carr_pete

Nice Statistic #4 Andrew Underwood

Having already explored the intrinsic link between David Cloke’s career and the number 3, I thought it time to look at the numbers of another dual club player, Andrew Underwood.

Underwood played with SANFL club Sturt from 1985-1988 before being drafted by then VFL club Essendon. After two seasons at Windy Hill, he transferred to Richmond for a season, before returning to Sturt after not being required by incoming Richmond coach Allan Jeans.

Andrew Underwood at Sturt post AFL career and importantly post mullet! Pic from http://www.sturtpics.com.au

So where does the number 12 fit in? Underwood was the last player to don the number before a young Matthew Richardson commandeered it in 1993, taking the number 12 guernsey in his only season with the Tigers in 1991. He played 12 games with Essendon, and 12 games with Richmond. His career of 24 games saw him play in 12 wins and 12 losses, while in his first season at Essendon, he played no games after round 12.

His first season saw him accumulate 112 kicks, while in his career he received 12 frees for in home matches and conceded 12 frees against in away matches.

While his career at Tigerland was brief, I will forever remember him for his part in Richmond’s shock win over his former club Essendon at Windy Hill in 1991, a lovely way for Richmond to sign off from that suburban ground. Underwood played an integral part in the win, yet the part I remember most was the picture of him in the paper following the match…hulking arms raised in defiance to his former home crowd as he left the field a winner, the last time he would do so as a league player.

I have been unable to locate this picture, though I was able to find the old match report from the Herald-Sun. “Obviously I wanted to play well against my old club, I had a point to prove. They let me go at the start of the season…I wanted to prove them wrong.” The report went on to say that Underwood gathered 23 possessions off half-back, going through four opponents; Ian McMullin, Michael Long, Tim Watson and flatmate Brad Fox! “Not a word was passed between us.” 

Andrew Underwood signed my book at the 1991 Richmond Family Day/Best & Fairest Count. He was soon to be let go.

With a Little Help from my friends…

@andreamaryb for informing me of the Underwood #12 files

http://stats.rleague.com/afl/stats/players/A/Andrew_Underwood.html

http://www.sturtpics.com.au

Tigers of Old, by Paul Hogan

(Interestingly, though Andrew Underwood was the last player to wear the number 12 before Matthew Richardson, Andrew finishing in 1991 and Mattew starting in 1993, a 1992 record I have lists Reserves coach Peter Schwabb as number 12 for the reserves. The book ‘Tigers of Old’ shows no record of him playing a game for the Richmond seconds, though this happened from time to time due to player shortages.)

Happy Snap #8

Can you spot the inaccuracies in this photograph?

My mother attended this 1975 Essendon v St.Kilda match at the old Windy Hill as an Essendon supporter, but also to watch her work colleague, Colin Carter, play for the Saints. She snapped a few photos from the outer side which I stumbled upon a few years back. With the magic of technology, I pieced them together. To the left you have 2 policeman looking on as the Essendon team runs onto the field, while on the right, play comes to a halt for a ball up. Just in case you were wondering.

The Triumph of Respect

I’m not in the habit of republishing old material, yet I felt this an apt tribute to the passing of my old footy coach, Dan. This was first published on nickmaxwell.com in May, 2011.

“In the midst of the depression, blokes had to let off steam, and what better way to do that than a football match?”These words, penned by the great Jack Dyer, were in reference to what was known in the 1920’s as mid-week, or depression football. Played on a Wednesday afternoon in the sprawling parklands of Melbourne, teams  represented such establishments as Yellow Cabs, Railways, Painters and Dockers, Police Force and the Wharfies to name but a few.

Teams were made up from a collection of tradies, thugs, league players in search of a quid, the unemployed, criminals and enforcers of the law. Suffice to say it was not a league for the faint hearted. Dyer continues. “Mid-week football was a great escape and emotional release for the period, because everyone was poor. Many had lost all hope of ever getting on their feet again.”

While the teams have changed and the on-field violence well and truly curbed, it is with the same spirit that the Reclink Football League graces the playing fields of a Wednesday afternoon in Melbourne town these days, providing hope, social connection and a physical outlet for some of life’s frustrations.

Starting life as ‘kick-to-kick’ in a St.Kilda park in 1990, Reclink has developed into an Australia-wide operation. There are now more than sixteen sporting and recreational leagues, and a thriving 13-team football league operating in Melbourne, the cornerstone in Reclink’s operation.

According to founder Peter Cullen, Reclink exists to provide sport and recreation programs for people in the following circumstances; homelessness, drug and alcohol related problems, mental illness, physical disabilities and social isolation. It is designed to “improve participants’ social and recreational opportunities” as well as “short circuit the vicious cycle of boredom to frustration, to anger then drug use then crime.” Or in short… “to provide hope through opportunity.”

I’ve luckily been in a position to volunteer my time and limited ‘football nous’ with my local Reclink team, the Western Storm these past two years, with a third season about to begin! We play our games in Footscray at the Merve Hughes Oval, with a one-off Whitten Oval match thrown in yearly.

As I am not involved in an official capacity, I have had the privilege of getting to know my team-mates just as mates. I don’t know the intricacies of their backgrounds and difficulties, though some are happy to share. In return, from day one I have felt completely accepted and looked after by the guys.

Though the majority of ‘Stormers’ have been based in Footscray most of their lives, the nature of their situations, coupled with the changing nature of Footscray means that only a handful still actually live in the area, having gradually been moved further away to outer western suburbs, to Geelong and Bacchus Marsh. Yet Footscray is still a central hub or “capital” for the Western suburbs. Western Region Health, who run the Western Storm, are located in the heart of the suburb, meaning the Storm players are still very connected to Footscray.

Now about the club. There are three Jasons, two Jamies and one Jay running around, so if you call out “Jay”, the chances are that you’ve got the blokes name right. The other bail-out option is to simply call “Stormer!”

One of our players played his first competitive match of football for ‘decades’ last year. In fact, it was the first exercise he’d done in that time too. Though his stats were humble, it was a remarkable effort for him just to be out there.

‘Rabbit’ is our quickest player, possibly the quickest in the league. He often leaves opponents and team-mates alike bamboozled by his dazzling runs, sometimes the right way, sometimes not. Sometimes he’s just going in circles, but no one can catch him!

Image courtesy of http://www.reclink.org/

One of our “Jay” boys is the spiritual leader of the club. I don’t know the ins and outs of his situation, but it’s fair to say he’s done it hard over the years. However, he is a natural leader. Though not overly skilled, he battles away as Reclinks shortest ruckman. He looks after new boys, gives the team energy and encouragement as the oppositions’ twenty-fifth goal sails through the big sticks, and is always looking for ways to improve things around the club.

One of the Jasons travels from Geelong weekly to train and play. An avid WWF fan, he has no shortage of moves to show off. He once displayed his extreme displeasure at losing by standing atop the boundary fence and angrily back flipping off it! It was an amazing and creative way to express disappointment. Another Jason is nicknamed ‘water-boy’, as each year he bobs up with Russell Gilbert on the bench at the EJ Whitten Legends match running the water. He travels weekly from Bachus Marsh.

Then there’s Roy. Roy is our trainer, looking after everyone like a father. Though getting on in years, he literally walks everywhere, volunteering his time and energy to the team. Roy’s been around footy clubs all his life, including a number of years behind the scenes at his beloved North Melbourne. However, his commitment to the Western Storm boys is his priority. You can find Roy in any of several cafes down Barkley St in Footscray, proudly wearing his Western Storm jacket and cap. He seems to know everyone, and everyone knows him.

As for the club, it has undergone a big transformation in the past few years. My brother in law has been playing with the Storm a few more years than I, so I had an understanding of the club before joining. Having attended several matches, the first thing I noticed was the anger. The coach was angry, the players fought with each other and the opposition, and it wasn’t rare to see players storm from the field mid-match.

Now the coach loved the players and really cared for their well-being, but from my position on the outside, it appeared he had been there too long. The relationship seem strained.

I joined the club at the same time as a new coach. A mass of players had followed the previous coach to his next appointment at the Collingwood Knights, another Reclink club, leaving the club thin for players. Somehow we managed to put out at a full team every match bar one.

The new coach (Dan) realised that things needed to change. The focus shifted from results, to behaviour. Anyone that was going to fight would be straight out of the game.

“If the opposition taunts you, ignore them!” he’d say.

“Help each other, give each other options!! ” He loved the latter so much that he came around the dressing rooms each match and textered a big ‘O’ for options on everybody’s hands.

He preached values that were not only beneficial on the football field, but life itself… discipline, self-control and working hard for each other.  Most importantly, he spoke of respect. Respect for each other, opposition players, umpires, and most importantly ourselves! The scoreboard? Don’t look at it!

Results didn’t go our way and we were on the end of some frightful drubbings, but the year was certainly deemed a success. Why?

The culture changed. After playing Sacred Heart and losing by 30 goals to 2, one of the Hearts stalwarts came to our rooms. He started to excitedly rant about how proud he was that we’d cleaned up our act. He praised us for giving up the fists, and said we’re all on the right track now. He was right, and you could see how proud our boys were of themselves. Respect for our opponents, team-mates and ourselves.

We may have sacrificed results, but it was worth it. We never walked off losers due to a lack of effort, and the feeling amongst the guys was very positive throughout the year. Last  season saw us continue in the same fashion, although our performances improved a little, culminating in a win against Odyssey House and a few narrow losses.

That brings us to this year, and another new coach, who has his own ideas and knowledge to share, and the guys are responding well which is great. But my hope is that we continue to build on the positive culture which has been cultivated over the past two seasons.

Finally, one of the great aspects of Reclink is some of the grounds we play on, such as Victoria Park, Western Oval, Punt Road, the Junction Oval and Windy Hill. You can see the thrill in everyone’s eyes as we grace these fields, self included, to emulate the feats of our heroes from years gone past.

And it’s Vic Park we grace this Wednesday to tackle the Collingwood Knights in our first match for the year. They thumped us there last year and there’s every chance it’ll play that way again. But we’re not about results on the scoreboard, as much as we would love to win. It’s our approach, attitude and effort that count. It’s about respect. It’s about enjoying a game of footy with your mates, and having a snag with the opposition afterwards.

-Go Storm.

Dan and the Western Storm holding up the 2009 Reclink Division E premiership cup

Video File #3 – Tigerland

As I slowly digitise my extensive VHS collection, I stumble across the odd gem or two. And this, I consider to be a gem. ‘Small Tales and True’ was a series broadcast on the Comedy Channel in 1998, featuring amongst others Robyn Butler, Bob Franklin, Stephen Curry and Roz Hammond.

Each episode focused on a different aspect of Australian life in a mock-documentary style. This particular episode, Tigerland, focussed on the behind the scenes politics of the Richmond Football Club cheersquad. The episode centres on a battle for position of chief ‘slogan-writer.’ As you can see in parts, my video cassette was on it’s last legs when copied, so apologies for a few wonky moments. Enjoy

Happy Snap #7

The coach pointing the finger of blame!

The year was 1987. This is what we simply called ‘footy clinic’, pre-dating both VicKick and Auskick. Yep…that’s me in the Richmond jumper, the only Tiger in my grade the whole way through primary school. Count the Hawthorn jumpers? 1, 2, 3. Oh, and there’s also a pair of Hawthorn socks.

Life at primary school was rather Hawthorn-centric, and this picture was taken before they won in 1988-89-91! Yes, it got much worse! Imagine what it was like showing up at school the Monday morning after Dunstall kicked 17 goals against my beloved Richmond? The horror.

Hawthorn has gradually turned these bandwagon jumping kids into long-standing fans and members, although it took some time. Thanks to my dad for sending me this photo!

Shake your Booty #4 Carlton Song

So part 3 of this festival of sound sees us move in an alphabetical fashion to the ‘team that never lets you down,’ Carlton. Love them or hate them, it’s a pretty darn good song they possess. When the Bluebaggers have a win and their song blares as you leave the arena defeated, the ‘nah-na-na-na-nah’ essentially serves as a big raspberry blown in your direction. This version does not do it justice, with a poorly played guitar solo by yours truly. Please remember, the ‘theme-songs’ session took place in my brothers and my bedroom using cassette 4-track and took no longer than an hour. The quality is questionable, but that was kind of the idea!

Brother Pete’s series of football caricatures from the same period, the late 90’s, brings us to his Carlton supporter. I think he must have drawn his inspiration from famed Carlton fan, Barb. The Blues have many different type of fan….and this is just one aspect of their follow-ship! Please take no offence!

Happy Snap #6

Ok….so I’ve strayed slightly from football, but seeing as the Boxing Day test is currently playing out down at the MCG, and what with my love of grandstands and stadia, this photo seemed apt.

Yes, straight from 1994, it’s mine and my brothers Test Match game on steroids, with much thanks to our extensive collection of lego. Note the Richmond fan standing on the grassed area, and the red & green 3rd umpire lights adoring the ‘main stand’, as was the style at the time.

Click on the below thumbnails and see the oddly placed cameramen (a la Waverley Park cameras in the pocket) and the apparent car accident  in the car park!

Most of the grandstands have survived and are sitting around somewhere at mum and dads, but the test match game has long since disintegrated.

Thanks to mum for the pics!