Shake your Booty #1

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Boot Happy Snap #2

A photo of North Melbourne’s Arden St grandstand I took in 2005. Very similar grandstands also stood at Carlton’s Princes Park, (Heatley Stand) and at Coburg City Oval (still standing…kind of!) This old stand has since been demolished, however many of its bricks were used in building Arden St.’s new facilities.

The Punt Road End

First published on nickmaxwell.com.au

Richmond v Essendon, Dreamtime at the ‘G, 2011.

I’m stood there, arms joyfully around a stranger, with a heaving mass of humanity, bouncing as if in a mosh-pit, around me. There’s singing and chanting and ‘good-natured’ taunts to opposition supporters as the Tiger fans mark their territory. In the modern game where home grounds are shared, there’s one postage-stamp sized tribal patch left… the Punt Road End. Even the clubs best known online forum, puntroadend.com carries this name, such is it’s significance to the Richmond faithful.

Sure, our celebrations were way over the top for a home and away clash, beating Essendon in the Dreamtime at the G clash. But much like a dog waits for the scraps to fall from the table, we pounce on anything and everything there is to celebrate. We are in football supporters in starvation mode; enjoying the feast while it’s there to be enjoyed, because we might not eat for another six weeks.

Saturday night was something special. The standing room area was jam packed, which is always a sign of a big crowd, and the atmosphere was electric. I was wedged between the singing masses of Windy Hill and Punt Road, with the Dons mustering up some ‘high quality’ chants such as  “Ball…Ball…Ball…Ball…” every time Richmond fans cried for a holding the ball decision. And it went on.

The majority of supporters up the back however were Tigers, protecting the Punt Road End, our patch. Things were a bit testy between the two sets of supporters, but peace was maintained. Ten years ago, I doubt this would have been the case. As the game went on goal for goal, the tension built. More people seemed to be cramming into the standing room bays. My mate Gaz called me to see if I was at the game. I couldn’t hear him, and that was at quarter time.

He finally found me and managed to insert himself into the crush, his first experience of standing at the footy. Whilst initially shell-shocked, he quickly grew fond. By nights end, he too was in the arms of strangers. One bloke in particular took a liking to him as he kept checking the ‘time-gone’ on his phone as we couldn’t see the clock at the ground. That’s what I like about standing at the footy, the surrounding people become your little community for a couple of hours at the footy. It’s a team effort.

“Coming through . . . it’s ok, I’m a Tiger!”

Richmond fans are notoriously unconfident, and midway through the third quarter, with the contest still tight, a rare hush hung above us. Thoughts of  “Hey, we’re actually a chance here!” enter the psyche, and we realised we were going to have to emotionally invest in the next 45 minutes of game time. It was the calm before the storm.

IT was at this time that the Bomber fans, cocky and sure they were going to run over the top of us as has been done so often before, were beginning to fire up a little. This stirred the Tiger army into action. This is the Punt Road end, we own this spot-pipe down! Even if a team wins comfortably, it’s our job to make the supporters earn it. The Punt Road End crowd actually fires up other teams supporters in a way you rarely see. I even saw a Melbourne fan last year turning around and giving it to us as their team ran over the top of the Tiges in the last quarter. It was good to see.

Back to the game- and with the fans back in full voice, suddenly the boys responded. Back to back goals from Big Jack brought about a release in emotions. Then when cult figure Robin Nahas snuck one through to push the margin to three goals, the place went potty. When Jakey King banged one through, pandemonium! We’re going to win it!!!

Some wiser, more mature Tiger supporters realised that the young’uns down the front were getting a bit carried away. They’d seen it before. Don’t give it to the opposition yet. It’s still the third term. And they were right . . . the game was far from over.

Essendon came out strongly in the final term, with substitute Alwyn Davey kicking the first, and giving the Essendonians something to shout about. But the Tiger voices didn’t go missing now. This was battle. The Same-olds persistently pegged back the margin, even though we appeared to kick a steadier every now and then. Grown men were now pale with nerves, and my mate Gaz’s phone was getting a real work-out delivering the ‘time-gone’ to all and sundry from his AFL phone app (application for the uninitiated)!

The crowd figure went up on the screen- 83,000, which provided a momentary release from the tension of the game. We paused for a minute to reflect on just how big this club could be with some success.

But back to the game, and Jake King appeared to be running into an open goal. The roar of excitement was palpable! This would be the sealer, kicked by our battler, the bloke we know we’d hate if he played against us. He’s already kicked three, and is remarkably sitting in the league’s top-10 goal-kickers with 17 for the year.

But his tired legs stumbled. In desperation he handballed to the square, looking for a team-mate,  when suddenly  Dustin “Go-go Gadget” Fletcher stretched out a tired arm to intercept the ball. Now both sets of fans were screaming, Richmond fans cursing; heads in hands, while Bomber fans were relieved at the reprieve granted, and now with the chance to get uncomfortably close, at least from a Tiger point of view.

The play was tight and the crowd tighter. Suddenly, the MUCH maligned Tyrone Vickery gathered a loose ball at half forward. He dodged a tackler, left his opponent for dead, and calmly slotted his third, and more importantly, the sealer!

Mayhem! Drinks spilled everywhere, the crowd erupted as one! We gave it to the Essendon fans, but  more than that we just celebrated! We were home. Keeping your footing proved rather difficult amongst the flurry of humanity, but due to being packed in like sardines, the chance of actually falling was minimal.

“Twenty-six minutes gone!” called Gaz from his phone. The bloke behind him grabbed his head in a bear like hug, as if Gaz himself actually had something to do with the outcome of the match. I think Gaz was chuffed-I think Gaz will be back!

The siren sounded, setting off a rampage. The song was sung with gusto, the chanting and singing carried on for the next half hour or so until the police moved in to send everyone on their way. The singing momentarily moved outside to the concourse, before dispersing; everyone headed their separate ways into the night. The crisp air of Yarra park greeted me as I headed back to the car. But my night spent  protecting the Punt Road End, coupled with the sweetness of victory is all I needed to stay warm.

Eat ‘em Alive!

Nice Statistic #1 – Even-Stevens at Essendon

Essendon ended the 2011 home and away season on exactly the same points for as points against, 2,217, giving them a percentage of exactly 100! And what is the magic formula that the AFL and most leagues use to determine “percentage?” It’s simply the points FOR divided by the points AGAINST, then multiplied by 100!

eg. Richmond Points for 112 Points against 84

112 / 84 = 1.333 1.333 x 100 = 133.33 %

Interestingly, the SANFL uses a different percentage system, where 100% is the pinnacle. The formula?

100 x For / (For + Against)

eg. Glenelg (keep it in the Tiger family) FOR-112 AGAINST 84

100 x 112 / (196) =57.14%

I personally like this system because if the aggregate score between the two teams is 196, then Glenelg’s score of 112 represents 57.14% of the total score. Click here for some further reading on www.sanfl.info


Book review #1 From the Outer by Garrie Hutchinson

I’ve decided to kick off my book reviews with one of my very favourite football books, Garrie Hutchinson’s “From the Outer-Watching Football in the 80’s.” This publication is a collection of pieces from his column in the Age at the time called “Watcher.” The book takes place during a time of great upheaval for football in Melbourne, with the impending national game and ground rationalisation some of the key themes that run throughout.

I found this gem at a second hand shop a number of years ago though I can’t remember which one, as I’ve frequented many. However I can recall coming across this particular book with it’s front cover standing out like a beacon amongst and microwave cookery manuals and Max Walker titles that filled the shelves around it. It must have been the image of the old Southern Stand (see pic below), such a dark and wondrous place full of atmosphere, where I cut my football-watching teeth, that grabbed my attention.

The book has been put together in such a way that you can read it straight through, or you can pick and choose what chapter matches your mood. The section I first gravitated towards was the chapter titled “Playing at Home”, where Hutchinson, a Carlton supporter, talks of watching footy from the terraces at Princes Park, of the flukey winds each ground possessed and how the home team “just knew where to put the ball”, and the disappointment of a home game allocated for VFL Park.

In a prophetic moment Hutchinson bemoans the likely rationalisation of the suburban grounds. “So we’ll end up with covered entertainment centres, in Melbourne, Sydney, Gold Coast and Perth, where football is played under equal, identical conditions by colourful teams in carpet slippers on television two nights a week, nationally.” This was written in 1982. While not entirely accurate, he’s essentially hit the nail on the head in terms of the footy today and the expectations of fans.

Other chapters include ‘Before the Bounce of the Ball’, a look at the anticipation of a season about to begin while ‘In the Outer,’ a look at the nature and behaviour of footy crowds, kicks off with this monologue of sorts…

“The outer- The place to stand: a combination of boxing tent, revival meeting, carnival, zoo and outdoor radio-station, a place threatened by progress and wowerism. What goes on and why?”

‘Teams of Character’ offers insight into most of the old VFL clubs, looking at their rituals and idiosyncrasies. Featured is Fitzroy’s pre-season march from the pub where they were formed to the old Brunswick Street Oval, a day spent on the terraces at the Western Oval, the character of footy down at Sleepy Hollow and what it’s like to support the Dee’s from the MCC’s Long Room.

Other chapters include ‘Footy Heroes’, ‘Rules, Styles and Conventions’ and an ‘Introduction to Football.’ The fitting final chapter is titled ‘The Finals’, which looks at the problems of ‘getting a ticket’, observes the tears shed at Fitzroy’s narrow defeat of Essendon in the 1981 Elimination Final, how to deal with finals nerves and of course ‘The Big One’.

The outer-alive and well

‘From the Outer’ rounds things off with a passionate plea to keep the Grand Final at the MCG. The 1983 grand final had been touted as the the grounds final ‘last day in September’, as the VFL threatened to move it’s big day to it’s own VFL Park, in a stand-off between the VFL power brokers and the stubborn Melbourne City Council of the day

“The idea, and this is sentimental, that the final game of the season be taken away from the very spot, more of less, where it was invented is the worst kind of sacrilege. There are descendants of possums up the very gum trees outside the MCG that Tom Wills and Henry Harrison kicked footies into 125 years ago.”

Thankfully, sanity prevailed.

Hutchinson writes his articles not as a journalist writing for the Age, rather as a regular footy fan with a nice turn-of-phrase, much in the style that Martin Flanagan also writes for the Age these days. He delves below the surface of football in Melbourne to look at the patch-work quilt that it is, interwoven in the fabric of much of our being.

The times have changed, much as Hutchinson predicted, and this book serves as a reminder of what has been lost along the way. Yet if you don’t fancy standing shoulder to shoulder in the pouring rain with a poor view of the ground, then my guess is that you’ll happily take your reserved seat at the MCG or Docklands next year!

The book is out-of print, but keep your eyes peeled at second-hand stores. Melbourne Sports Books also carries an old copy from time to time.